The battle of Cowshed

This is the battle of cowshed from the book animal farm. You can either be the animals or the humans. Go ahead. take your pick... I dare you.

I'll choose the animals because they WIN! I launch squirrels with rabies at you!

We use our phones to call the miliatary who then come and blast your squirls with tanks... and your pigs and sheep too.

The military are actually working for the animals because we're doing back hand deals with the democrats! HA!

If thats the case then i order all my soldiers to just start burning all of your crops and your house. And we break your hose and block off all your water! Burn you animals, BURN!

Bacon for everyone I suppose.

The animals flaming corpses jump on your soldiers and burn all of their guns and flesh.

Everyone dies... At least we get a good breakfast... Bacon and eggs anyone?

Napoleon: "I'll have some bacon!"
Boxer: "That's cannibalism you fool!'
Napoleon "Napoleon is always right! Now die you lazy oaf!"
Boxer: (DIES!)

Wait... I thought they were all deep fried bacon now? Well then i torch nopoleon with a flamethrower and make more bacon!... this wars getting kinda gory... oh well, i torch boxer too.

He was already made into glue to buy wine you fool!

Fine then... i still get to eat nopoleon though !

Meh, I didn't like him anyway.

I didn't like him either but you have to give him credit for single handedly over taking the farm. that true leadership... but mostly sneaky coniving under handedness... and mind tricks.

My witticism meter is incredibly low at the moment... no comment.

Dicator and the godzilla guy are btoh idiots they can't get the real idea!

This is Napoleon =>

thats a lot of nopoleans!

what do you mean, brandon? i mean Dr.b. I mean dr.B i mean doc. can i call you doc? it sounds like bugs bunny saying it. sorry.

Don't call me "doc". it reminds me of elmer fud... and he slurs and has a giant head.

napoleon is my kind of pig, because taking over a farm by being smartest is awsome and is what i plan on doing in any case the school becomes intoxicated and we're locked into dubs class, our food supply being low we eat somebody who has no value towards the group.....like anthony

what, uni? he wrestles, so we might send up front to finish him off up first. :pirat:
Mr. Dictator, sir, why isn't there a "UNI" smilie, sir?

That's Gerald, not Anthony.

Carter, this is WAY off topic!