1984 War

This is the war from 1984.

I'll be Oceania.

I'll be Eurasia.

So we drop a bunch of letters on Oceania's people telling them what's really going on, and then they rebel. And then you die.

Then I'LL be Eastasia. We betray Oceania and bomb the proles. DEATH TO THE COMMOM MAN!!!

Yeah. But jokes on you because we hate the proles!

And jokes on you LeAnn because we tell our people not to believe what the enemy says and that just causes them to hate you even more! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER! FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BETTER!

Looking at that post makes me tired.

Your mom makes me tired.

Your mom's girlfriend is bi. OOH! BURN!

Carter's boyfriend is bi. Double burn! <- Carter

A double burn would be this:

Oh thanks.... DOUBLE BURN <- Carter

Good to know. Oh, and nice signature.

Well... I guess that signature was inevitable...

Your just jelouse.

Just like Spencer was "just jealous" of Carter.

YEAH!!!!... wait a sec...

Wait? Are you saying that Spencer was jealous that Erik claimed to have slept with me?

Maybe...

This is so wrong. But of course, that's obvious...

Obvious that:
1. Brandon was claiming that Spencer was jealous?
2. Brandon said maybe?
3. Obvious that it was obvious?

Obvious that this is sooooo wrong

What Brandon said.

That's what she said.

That sucked... unless you were talking about what I said, then it rocked.

You think it rocks that he called you a she?

No. I was talking about the "thats what she said" joke. It was good... not nice... but good.