The Rules of War (Newbies to war read this)

For those of you who are wondering what a text war is this is what it is. It is basically where you choose a war to fight in and type what you do. You each choose a side and fight! I will use WWII to demonstrate. Like so:

Poster 1:
I'll be the Axis.

Poster 2:
I'll be the Allies

Poster 1:
I send an army of tanks to attack Leningrad.

Poster 2:
I counter your tanks with an air strike!

Poster 1:
*Gasp* I retreat and take base in Berlin and have Japan bomb Los Angeles.

Poster 2:
I bring out my anti aircraft guns and shoot your planes!

Poster 1:
But I already destroyed the anti aircraft guns because of the spies that infiltrated your nation!

So that's how it works. It can get as ridiculous as you want or stay completely sane. I will post further rules if any come up. If there are any disputes I will solve them.

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I hate you.

Hey! I like your cousin! She's awesome! I'll unban her!

@#$%!!!!!

*Gasp!* Comic strip profanities!