World War IV

Right, we haven't had a war in a while, so let's do World War IV. And, since Albert Einstein predicted that World War IV would be found with sticks and stones, then we'll do exactly that. No weapons of mass destruction.

I'll be England.

Fine I'll be the Loy-hi loy-hi super state that is australia and most of canada. We start by summing our super god to throw bolders at you. DIE!!!

Well, we build giant catapults to launch boulders at your boulders to disarm them. And then we build giant trebuchets to launch boulders at your land.

Oh, and England owns Canada. At least, Canada has England's queen on their coins.

I'll be Mexico!

We throw sticks at canada!

Well canada's still mine!!! This is world war IV so its in the future and during world war III canada became independent just long enough for us to take it.

Anyway, the canadian army (which is MINE) charges mexico with moose and hocky players while the hawaiians brutely beat you with blunt objects.

But the Mexican's have spent many years in forced labor camps which makes us immune to youro beatings! We then use our excellent hopping the border action to jump and dodge everything you throw at us!

Fine. We set out traps with tacos for bait and capture all your mexicans!!! SUCKER!!!

Then the British drop fish n' chips drenched with acid that burn the Mexicans and then we eat the tacos.

Wait... You burn the captured mexicans then EAT their tacos!?! WHAT KIND SICK PERSON DOES THAT!?!? THERE ALMOST PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW!!!

And we burn the Canadians and eat their Canadian bacon, which is actually ham, really.

YOU MONSTER!!!

Who's left? We'll burn them and eat their food too.

The eskimos??? They have seal blubber.

Yum. We eat that too. It's hard, though, 'cause it's frozen; that's why the British have bad teeth

Wheres carter and mexico??? There missing a real...Buffet of Battles!! HAHAH!!!!

I already killed them and ate their tacos.

Fine. We throw a rock at you to distract you and steal all your food and eat your hamster that is your avatar!!!! Hmmm... Hamster...(thats what was in those mexican tacos anyways!!!!)

It's a prarie dog, you idiot.

You can't steal all our food, 'cause we already ate it.

And then we ate you! I win!

Then you get arrested by the U.S., England's ally, for cannibalism.

Don't i own the U.S.? Yeah i do, so I WIN!!!!

Dr. B wrote:Fine I'll be the Loy-hi loy-hi super state that is australia and most of canada. We start by summing our super god to throw bolders at you. DIE!!!

Ha ha, loser. You don't own the U.S. So I do.

SAYS YOU!!! WE TAKE THE U.S. AND WIN!!!! MHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Too late. I already claimed it. Too bad, loser.

Screw sticks and stones, i nuke everyone!!!!! SUCKERS!!!!