World War II

I would like to hold World War II. Just a few facts about it before we start:

In WWII there were two sides, the Axis and the Allies.

The Allies consisted of the UK, the Soviet Union, and the USA.

The Axis consisted of Germany and Japan.

That said I will be the Allies.

And as my first order of buisness make everyone in the countrys i controll convert to loyhi-loyhi ism and nuke turkey cause i think it has a stupid name. Oh and i will bomb switzerland cause i just don't like them

You can't bomb switzerland because the mountains are to high.

I decide to send all of Russia's forces to Berlin and secure the capital city! We control Germany!

I sent in a bunch of soldiers Disguised as a boy band called the "breadmakers" who then precided to blow themselves up with mini nukes in the capital. Also because all of the germans are now loyhi-loyhi followers they comit suicide by burning all of the citys and themeselves because loyhi-loyhi ism strictly says that "in the case that carter is to take over the capital and control germany you must commit suicide by burning yourselves along with your city... and your precious metals" therefore you own a ghost country full of ashes!!!!! Take that sucker!!!

Yes, but you killed everyone in your country including your leaders and now you are out of the war. This just leaves Japan. We take all of Germany's tanks and guns and storm Japan and take the capital. WE WIN!

you don't win because i burnt all of the citys and all the supplys, including tanks. Plus you have no one to storm japan with cause they all died

My people didn't die. They were all in the USA and UK and Russia. Therefore: WE WIN!

And now for a part of history nobody knows about.... and then carter got struck by lightning... I WIN!

And then guest was run over by a bulldozer.... I win!

Spencer, the "Guest" was your former account that got banned.

I know. I win!

No............ you just suck!